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Posted: Feb 23 2018, 12:57 AM
Just meow-ing around
Kurt as Sphynx
Sphynx are alert, agile, highly active cats. They are perfectly capable of entertaining themselves for hours on end. Some enjoy a good game of fetch or chase.
The Sphynx has a characteristic stance, where it holds one of its front paws up and tucked back under its belly. They do not especially like being carried or petted vigorously, although they do love to lay on laps, earning them the nickname “the velcro lap cat”.
Robin as Abyssinian
This is a sturdy, smart, witty, fun and funny breed that can be demanding of attention and respect. Abyssinians are energetic, athletic and playful with their owners. They also have been described as being quiet, shy, gentle, reserved and somewhat aloof with strangers
Even as adults, they remain playful and rotate between periods of frenzied activity and total relaxation. They are known to be proficient hunters.
Evelyn as Bengal
Bengals are muscular, energetic, athletic animals that usually enjoy playing in water. They are one of the few cat breeds that seem to really enjoy being walked on a leash around the neighborhood.
The Bengal’s unusual range of vocalization is distinct among companion cats and is one of the remaining attributes of its wild Asian Leopard Cat ancestry. Because Bengals are genetically so close to a wild feline, this breed should be kept indoors and managed very conscientiously. Owners of Bengals need to ensure that their cats have a stimulating living environment and receive plenty of attention, to keep them from becoming bored and potentially destructive.
Isobel as Turkish Angora
Turkish Angoras are lively, agile and athletic, and they remain active throughout their lifespan. This breed may appear delicate, but in this case appearances are deceiving. This is a solid, muscular animal with an established hunting instinct that is often satisfied by chasing toys or other objects throughout the house.
Turkish Angoras typically tolerate other companion animals in their household, as long as those pets recognize who really rules the roost. The Turkish Angora is rightfully described as one of the true gems of the cat world.
Luke as British Shorthair
The British Shorthair – or the “Brit,” as it is sometimes affectionately called - is an easygoing, intelligent, friendly breed. It has been described as being placid, patient and predictable. The British Shorthair’s sweet and gentle nature makes them wonderful, steadfast companions and undemanding family members.
Unlike other cat breeds known for being attention-seeking or high-strung, the docile British Shorthair is known for its calmness and stability. They certainly can be energetic, lively and playful, but normally they are not aggressive, assertive or intrusive. The British Shorthair is not an especially graceful, elegant, acrobatic or swift breed. They have great endurance and keen hunting abilities.
Josephine as Russian Blue
These are docile, sensitive, kind animals that are particularly in-tune with their owners’ emotions. They develop strong bonds with their loved ones and are extremely affectionate and loyal. They are typically tidy and clean. Russian Blues can be shy around strangers.
Russian Blues frequently use their front paws to touch the faces of their owners, as a sign of affection and/or to bring them out of the blues. They also tend to clown around when a child is crying or distressed, in an attempt to distract it.
|Lucas A. Pendragon||
Posted: Mar 1 2018, 12:16 AM
Something borrowed, something blue
Kurt: Last night, me and Robin measured our bed at 10pm to make sure we were both sleeping on equal sides of the bed.
*watching MJ sleep*
Josephine: I just love her so much, she’s the love of my –
Josephine: I am gonna kill her.
Robin(via text): Sorry, I am going to be half an hour late.
Kurt(still in bed and having no clue they were supposed to meet): You always do thiiiis.
Josephine(to Bel): Miss, if you ever wondered how it’s like to be with someone for a very long time, me and my girl just fought over the fact she doesn’t want to give me the chocolate I told her to hide from me.
Luke leaving for work.
Luke: *gives Molly a quick kiss*
Luke: *takes 10 minutes to say bye bye to the dog*
Kurt: I should tell him what’s bothering me.
Inner Kurt(probably Eira): Tell him goodnight at 5 pm.
Josephine: Today’s my girlfriend’s birthday so… *flips coin to see if she should shave above the knee*
Robin: Luke? Eira? Eric? Your papa is on the roof.
Robin: Oh, nothing, he’s just a few inches away from an insurance that could change my life forever.
Molly: *opens mouth*
Luke: Shhh, baby, I don’t feel like arguing over anything right now.
Luke: I said nothing. Not even you being angry at me for what I’ve said.
Double date (I don’t know in what Universe.)
Kurt&Josephine: So what do you guys want for dinner?
Rob&MJ: The blood of the virgins.
Kurt: At least they don’t have different opinions.
MJ: It’s been long since I’ve heard someone agree with me. I might keep him.
Luke(to his Mom, about Molly): Hell hath no fury like a woman whose bath towel you've used... apparently.
Luke talking about circuit breakers
Molly: Uhhh can we talk about something interesting?
Luke: *continues to go on for 5 minutes*
Getting ready for work and school, respectively
Josephine: Do you know what love song I like?
MJ: No, how does it go?
Josephine: Oh, shoot, I burned myself...
MJ: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Josephine: No, I burned myself with the curling iron.
MJ: Hmm... still don’t recognize it.
Eric: Daddy, when did you know Dad was the one?
Kurt: When he was carrying his mug of tea and readying for a walk with the dog and he said before leaving, “Pip pip!”
Robin(in his diary): I've made it a practice never to visit my in-laws for an extended stay without enough Xanax to tranquilize a small horse or at minimum, justify the insanity plea.
MJ: Does our hotel room have a king bed?
Josephine: No, it’s two queen beds.
Collectively: THANK GOD!
Molly: Hey, if you walk the dog & take out the trash, I'll fold the laundry by myself without b*tching about it.
Luke: How bout I take out the trash and you walk the dog, fold the laundry & you can still b*tch about it?
Robin: *walks in and says "Hi Satan" to Kurt*
Kurt:* is wearing red eyeshadow and is holding a knife*
Eric: What’s “flirting”?
Luke: Receiving pictures of freshly baked cookies from your wife is called flirting.
@Twitter, marriedlife hashtag
Side note: Sorry for “God mode”
Side note: Since it’s the last day of February (the month of love), I thought it would be cute
Posted: Mar 2 2018, 11:10 PM
Imperial Army sergeant
i've silenced my storms for you
When Mercury and Pluto collide…
O God, I am not like you
In your vacuous black,
Stars stuck all over, bright stupid confetti.
Eternity bores me,
I never wanted it.
I would have rather been Orpheus,
travelling to various hells for you
and singing songs to save you
even though you couldn't save yourself:
stop looking back. The flames aren't worth it.
Let my eyes burn brighter than the abyss.
I am faithless,
which is why I cannot sing like Orpheus. I am faithless,
which is why I would have watched you melt into
a shadowy memory of the underworld even if I could.
Instead, I was a messenger of these strange myths.
Wings on my feet, I raced against the multitudinous
skylines of the worlds I do not inhabit, skipped across
volumes and volumes of rows and columns of planets and
stars written by dead old men and women. They spoke presently
of the voluminous presence their absence had created, and did so
without having known of the secrets of this absence when
they wrote about their respective presents. Presents conferred
to winged-feet wishful thinkers who spiral uncontrollably with their mouths
to sudden and dangerous depths: Every serious reader remembers
the time they stopped whispering controversies and started shouting them
without knowing that they were shouting them: Ideas are messy things
that don't need loudspeakers: Decibels violently shudder themselves out
of being the moment you mention to your mother that God
might not exist and Camus said so: Existence itself implodes outwards
like how plants produce seeds that make themselves when novels
start at their ends which are really their beginnings: Children
kill their mothers through birth: Boys with wings on their feet
take the library too seriously.
I flew towards you without a chariot
and found you in your various hells, one book at a time,
and why I would have rather have been Orpheus
because at least then I could have sang you songs
before you ended up retreating back into your various
selves. It could have been my fault then for looking back.
It could have been,
could have been,
could have been
you that was Orpheus. You who looked back.
We both did, and watched the whole world invert itself
on its axis, then turn and twist and shift itself
into superimposed images and shapes and dreams
that changed you from muse to poet and
dream to dreamer.
Those wings on your feet: When
the librarians changed the positions of the bookshelves-
and therefore our imaginations: our movements
and stanzas and scenes and days and nights-
Those wings on your feet: When
that happened they must have stopped fluttering
for a second. I tried flying again and fell.
I haven't been much of a messenger since.
© poems : Sylvia Plath, Tawanda Mulalu
Images: hcdonic, stalkandlure (Tumblr)
Posted: Mar 4 2018, 05:23 PM
--Taurus – Reliable, stubborn, practical
-- ISTJ – Strong-willed, dutiful, hard-working
-- Ravenclaw – Intelligent, creative, accepting
-- Slippery elm – Vocal, self-defensive, protective
-- Choleric – Dominant, firm, forceful
-- Sagittarius – Open-minded, adventurous, enthusiastic
-- ENFP – Passionate, driven, intuitive
-- Gryffindor – Courageous, daring, reckless
-- Chamomile – Easy-going, friendly, gentle
-- Sanguine – Bubbly, chatty, boisterous
-- Virgo – Methodical, tender, serious
-- ESTP – Perceptive, rational, competitive
-- Gryffindor – Popular, loyal, chivalrous
-- Dandelion – Scrappy, tough, steady
-- Phlegmatic – Slow-paced, analytical, calm
-- Pisces – Intuitive, mysterious, witty
-- INTJ – Independent, strategic, reserved
-- Slytherin – Ambitious, sly, resourceful
-- Fennel – Quiet, bitter, strong
-- Melancholic – Patient, orderly, attentive
-- Cancer – Tenacious, moody, family-oriented
-- ISFP – Nurturing, helpful, flexible
-- Hufflepuff – Honest, impartial, sweet
-- Echinacea – Optimistic, supportive, kind
-- Sanguine – Impulsive, social, involved
-- Leo – Arrogant, cheerful, inflexible
-- ESFP – Playful, caring, humorous
-- Gryffindor – Dedicated, fair-player, confrontational
-- Ginger – Feisty, fiery, quick
-- Choleric – Restless, changeable, active
|Kurt F. Wildrig||
Posted: Mar 11 2018, 09:46 PM
Headmaster; british DMLE consultant
stoned on you
WE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL
JUST NOT TODAY
KURT WILDRIG AS VERONICA SAWYER
My teen ass bullshit has a body count
Went from zero to hero
Inferiority complex turned into bitchy attitude
Eventually does the right thing
Into bad boys
Wants everyone to get along, life says no
Cares for the loved ones
Befriends the wrong people
ROBIN D’ARCY AS JASON DEAN (J.D)
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, baby
Moving from one place to another during childhood
Trust and morality issues
Casually sets things on fire. Like, schools.
Dead mother affects whole life
Indulging into unhealthy habits
Sees everything in black and white
Extreme solutions (e.g mass murder)
Not scared to fight
EVELYN SPIELREIN AS HEATHER CHANDLER
She is a mythic bitch
Likes to be the center of attention
Loves money and everything they can buy
Does everything she wants
Friendship doesn’t really exist for her
Popularity is her biggest concern
Knows how to persuade people into doing bad things
ISOBEL MUNN AS HEATHER MCNAMARA
Suicide is probably the least private thing I can think of, giving your life away to become a statistic in USA today
Likely to be depressed
Identity crisis goes bad
Has tremendous bad luck
Bullied by "friends"
JOSEPHINE SPIELREIN AS HEATHER DUKE
You look like Hell!
Imitates and copies the strong ones
Wants more power
No discerneble personality
Bullied person become the bully
Likes to hurt people because she is in a position of power
Survives the Hell
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