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Posted: Feb 9 2018, 07:56 PM
Year VII; librarian's helper
characters & color schemes
Posted: Feb 15 2018, 02:18 AM
she wants the d…ragon
very accurate quotes & convos
Mirah: [sniffs Freddie then sneezes]
Jordan: [carves ‘Jordan + Raven’ into a tree]
Raven: What a nerd.
Raven: [adds ‘4ever’]
Freddie: She’s just been so rude! I don’t know what’s gotten into her lately!
Ethan: Trust me, just turn the other cheek.
Ethan: Which I learned recently is about faces and not butts.
Freddie: What do you find most attractive in guys?
Mirah: Usually, their girlfriends.
Seth: Liv, how are you feeling?
Olivia: I’m so depressed I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week.
Josephine: I’ll steal everything.
MJ: [thinking] You won’t steal my heart.
Josephine: You look stunning by the way.
MJ: [under breath] Fuck.
Freddie: You remind me of the ocean.
Mirah: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Freddie: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.
[After leaving the history museum]
Raven: Rookie, why do you look disappointed? I thought you said Bethoveen was your favorite historical figure.
Seth, hiding dog treats: It’s fine.
Ethan: Everybody brings their own unique strengths to the table…
Ethan: Some that even I don’t have.
Carla: You shut your mouth!
Carla: You have ALL the strengths.
Raven: Who made you leader?
Mirah: I did.
Mirah: It was my first act as leader.
MJ: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Shea: Oh no. You don't want to befriend me. I'm a handful.
Ethan: [excitedly] I have two hands!!!
Seth: I can't be mean to her, but I also can't lead her on.
Mirah: Raven told me not to let her get hurt tonight, so I'll keep her away from you.
Genevive: Have you seen Seth?
Mirah: Seth died eight years ago.
Carla: You're so self centred.
Freddie: Who else am I supposed to be centred on?
Mirah: I have a confession to make.
Raven: We all know where this is going, Lesbi-honest.
Mirah: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a… Serious gambling problem.
Mirah: It started when I broke up with my girlfriend…
Raven: Whoop, there it is.
Raven: You took advice from Freddie?
Seth: It's called hitting rock bottom, Raven.
MJ (on the best cop movie): Robocop. It has everything I love. Gratuitous violence.
Mirah: Oh, I thought you were listing things.
MJ: I was. I’m done.
Mirah: Look, you’re obviously upset about Alya.
Raven: So, we’ve decided to come over here to help you out.
Seth: I’m not upset.
Raven: We found you in the park throwing rocks at couples.
Seth: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?
Freddie: Would you stop standing so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.
Shea: What does claustrophobic mean?
Ethan: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Freddie: No, it doesn’t!
Shea: Ho ho ho!
Ethan: Stop it, Shea! You’re scaring him!
Freddie: So now we’re just supposed to do anything Mirah does? What if she jumped off a cliff?
Raven: If Mirah were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Mirah jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Carla: Darn right I'm upset!
Ethani: Carly, watch your language!
Ethan: Oh. You did. Sorry.
Raven: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Jordan: I don’t know, how-
Freddie: [from across the room] I’m doing great, thanks.
Tony: You could volunteer at the animal hospital.
Olivia: [excitedly] Animal hospital?
Tony: The animals are the patients.
Olivia: [pouting] That makes sense.
Mirah: People always ask me how I pronounce my name, My-rah or Me-rah? I always tell them the same thing: ‘How dare you speak to me?
Freddie Come on, Raven, I'm your hottest friend!
Freddie: Wait, no, that's Eira.
Freddie: I'm your smartest friend! Oh... that's Mirah.
Freddie: I'm your nicest friend!
Freddie: No, that's Seth.
Freddie: I'm your friend!
MJ: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. Wasn’t an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Zara: Okay, that’s really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Seth: I know a little wisdom I can give you.
Mirah: I know everything that happened to your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.
Raven: Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice and make friends and treat [Shea] with mutual respect?
Raven: That's exactly what she wants me to do, Seth. WAKE UP!
Seth: ...That's what everyone wants everyone to do...
Freddie: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
Ethan: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?
Freddie: I said a lot of other really nice things. Toughen up, nerd.
Seth: I figured out a way around Mirah’s no-gift policy. I left her Christmas present on her desk today, days after Christmas, in her room, in a plain cardboard box, with a note saying “Open Me,” and wrote with my left hand so she doesn’t recognize it’s from me.
Raven: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package on an overcautious girl’s desk, on a random Monday, with a suspicious message on it that looks like it was scrawled by a crazy person.
Mirah: [comes out of her room yelling] BOMB! THERE’S A BOMB! EVERYONE GET OUT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Raven: Great gift.
Carla: You know, it's at times like this that I really wish I'd listened to what Ethan told me.
Freddie: Why, what did Ethan tell you?
Carla: I don't know, I didn't listen.
Zara: Let me get this straight, you and Josephine have been together this whole time?
MJ: There's actually nothing straight about it.
Seth: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Raven: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Seth: Not when you’re playing with Mirah, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral”. And I put “dog”.
Freddie: Okay, Ethan, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Ethan: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Freddie: Carla, how do I get–
MJ: I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.
MJ: Occasionally I’ll burn someone alive. So sue me.
Raven: Oh sweet Morgana, I hate you! Leave me alone!
Jordan: I’m trying, babe, but first you have to let go of my hand.
Mirah: Want to play a game?
Seth: Uh, sure.
Mirah: It's called "Food or Jordan". I give you actual quotes I've heard Raven say, and you guess if she was talking about food or about her boyfriend.
Freddie: So that’s my plan.
Carla: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Freddie: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Carla: It fucking sucks.
Freddie: That’s not constructive criticism.
Raven: If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it
Mirah: I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria
Raven: Is anyone truly over it?
Mirah: They shouldn’t be.
Ethan: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Freddie: …this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Seth: [to Olivia] Kill them with kindness!
Mirah: Yeah, but if kindness doesn’t do it, try a sword.
Raven: [enters the kitchen as she hears a loud crash]
Raven: What’s going on in here? Mirah, what happened to your forehead?
Mirah: I tried to reach a cup on the top shelf, it fell and hit my face.
Seth: And I suggested using a chair, so she picked one up and threw it at me.
Hawkeye: Seth, you’re losing a lot of blood. It looks like you’re going to need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?
Seth: B Positive.
Hawkeye: I’m trying, but you’re losing a lot of blood, dude.
MJ: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
MJ: Sorry, that came out wrong.
MJ: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
[At Raven and Jordan’s wedding]
Raven, pulling out bread: Hello everybody, I’d like to make a toast!
Jordan, whispering to Seth: Do you think it’s too early for a divorce?
Carla: [is choking]
Freddie: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Ethan: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!
Carla: [stops choking momentarily] What the fuck?
Freddie: Hel made me feel things.
Carla: What things?
Carla: Hel made you feel feelings?
Carla: What a bitch.
Interviewer: What are your three best qualities?
Olivia: I'm gay, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
MJ: I want someone to take me out.
Josephine: In the date kind of way, or the assassination kind of way?
MJ: Surprise me.
Freddie: Would you date a guy who was shorter than you?
Freddie: That’s a little shallow.
Mirah: I’m a lesbian, Piper.
Mirah: Plus, if he's shorter than me, he's probably a toddler.
Olivia: I don't know how to tell them that without hurting their feelings.
Mirah: Punch them. In the face. Straight hit.
Olivia: What? No!
Mirah: You said, "without hurting their feelings". Punch them in the face. Their feelings aren't hurt.
Mirah: Face might be, though.
Raven: Anime lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side.
Raven: It’s always me picking up the cats.
Raven: Maybe I'm the bad boy.
Olivia: Tomorrow I’m graduating kindergarten....
Seth: What did you major in?
Hel: I love you, you love me...
Freddie: Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3.
Hel: no. Ok let’s try another one. Roses are red, violets are blue..
Freddie: Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.
Hel: oh my God. Ok, not romance. See you later…
Freddie: Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
Gina: C'mon, Liv, we have to go to class.
Olivia: I am in mourning! Have some fucking dignity, Gin.
Olivia: And don’t give me that “he was just a lion” crap.
Olivia: MUFASA WAS A KING!
sorry for the little power-play
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